Yesterday Amelia was playing a game which I had died and she and Kendrick were taking care of Heidi. I ended up being paranoid all day that I was about to die. Kids know these things. When I went to bed last night I had a dull ache in the back of my head so I assumed I had an aneurysm, obviously. I meant to tell Kendrick that I was probably going to die sometime in the night, but forgot. Anyway, this whole convoluted tale is leading up to our conversation at dinner this evening.
me: (after relaying the above tale to Kendrick) My head was going "voooom" like every 15 minutes. Seriously. With the sound effects and everything.
Kendrick: Mine does that sometimes, but not with the sound effects.
me: My aneurysms are cooler than your aneurysms.